Showing posts with label books. Show all posts
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Thursday, January 9, 2014

Favorite Books Read in 2013: Psycho-Noir, Grifters, and All-Around Bleakness


This year was a big transition year for me, with leaving my job at the bookstore to freelance full time. My routine is drastically different, and I’m still not used to it, which may be why I only completed about sixty books this year. Much like my life, the choices were all over the place. There was a pretty big emphasis on old-school crime and noir, but I also read some classics, plenty of non-fiction, and I even managed a few books actually published in 2013.


Regular readers might notice that I haven’t reviewed any of my favorites on the blog. It’s because of something I’ve mentioned before: I have the greatest difficulty writing about the books I love most. If they’re good enough to affect me in some big way, I find that hard to articulate. My goals for the coming year are not only to read more books and to read more books published in this century, but to better learn how to write about great writing. Luckily, I have some fellow bloggers who are modeling that for me.


These, then, are the books I read in 2013 that I enjoyed so much that I couldn’t find the words to tell you about them in any detail, but I’m going to try.







Last year’s round-up included McCoy’s They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?, and I liked it enough to seek out more from this underrated noir writer. After reading Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye, I daresay Horace McCoy may be the best noir writer you’ve never read (if you haven’t). The book opens with Ralph Cotter making a prison break, assisted by Holiday, the sister of a fellow inmate. As soon as he’s free, Cotter is scheming, and the cons escalate as he attempts not just to make more money, but to climb socially, as he believes he is above … well, just about everyone. Cotter’s superiority complex is fascinating, as he can’t even walk down the street without feeling intense loathing for humanity, describing the noon-day crowd:


“ … girls and women with as many different shades of red gashes in their faces, through which teeth occasionally showed, as you have fingers and toes; and guys in linen coats and seersucker coats and shirtsleeves, all fetishests too, lip fetishes—cigars and cigarettes and toothpicks, these are the fetishes that could be seen and God knows how many that couldn’t, the most sinful of which was probably mediocrity: cheap, common, appalling people, the kind a war, happily, destroys. What is your immediate destiny, you loud little unweaned people? A two-dollar raise? A hamburger and a hump?”






“She was less than human, and aren’t we all.” - Joseph Downs in Corrosion.


I recently reviewed this psycho-noir from independent publisher DarkFuse for Hellnotes, where I agreed with others who have called Bassoff a cross between Jim Thompson and David Lynch, though I threw in Flannery O’Connor for good measure. The truth is, no string of literary comparisons are going to tell you enough, because this debut author has a singular voice, and he’s written a hell of a disturbing novel—one that digs down into the roots of depravity, violence, and obsession. (It’s just occurred to me that I could make an additional comparison: to Iain Banks’ The Wasp Factory, another book that grows more unsettling as history is revealed.) The book opens with Joseph Downs, a war veteran with a horribly-scarred face, having vehicle trouble in a small town he’d meant to pass through. Who Downs is, how he got that way, what he’s done, and what he will do, are all things that reveal the very origins of evil, and the repercussions of growing up damaged.



Zeroville by Steve Erickson (2007)






I’ve got to start noting why I purchase a particular book, especially if it’s a long while before I get to it. Sometimes I’m unsure if I nabbed an e-book because it was free, I read a great review, or it came up as a suggested read for fans of ___. I don’t know how Zeroville ended up in my hands, but I’m glad it did.


Film-obsessed Vikar Jerome arrives in Hollywood in 1969 at the same time as the Manson Murders, his shaved-and-tattooed head (bearing the images of Montgomery Clift and Elizabeth Taylor on opposing lobes) bewildering to people at a time when only bikers and circus freaks have tattoos.  Vikar is somewhat of a mystery, and it’s hard to tell at times if he’s brain-damaged. He has a tendency to blurt out bits of things at odd moments: quotes, pieces of film trivia, things he’s heard other people say. At times, they’re interpreted as genius, and there’s some resemblance to Kosinski’s Being There. The thing about Vikar is: he might be a genius. An insane one, but a genius nonetheless. There’s a good reason his friend refers to him as a cineautistic.


Like one of my favorite books, Theodore Roszak’s Flicker (perhaps a clue to how I found this novel), Zeroville turns the entirety of film history into a conspiracy of sorts, finding the connections between seemingly unrelated films and people. It’s crammed with film facts, but they’re fascinating rather than show-offish, dropped in wherever they make sense. (“ … he orders a chicken pot pie at Musso & Frank, where Billy Wilder used to lunch with Raymond Chandler while they were both writing Double Indemnity, both drinking heavily because they couldn’t stand each other.”) Real celebrities drift in and out of the book, some named, others as thinly-disguised fictitious versions of themselves that led me to want to find out more (Soledad Palladin, it turns out, is Zeroville’s version of Jess Franco’s muse Soledad Miranda). What have I left out? The birth of punk rock at CBGB’s, weird sex, the rise of independent film and the decline of the big Hollywood studios: all the things Vikar encounters as he goes from being a strange and difficult set designer to an acclaimed film editor, spanning the ‘60s through the ‘80s in what’s almost a crash-course on popular culture history. Add Zeroville to your to-read list, and after you’ve read it, you’ll end up with some things on your to-watch list.






 I’ve read quite a few books under the Hard Case Crime imprint, but I aim to read them all. Grifter’s Game is the very first, and it’s a knockout. It’s a reprint of a classic crime novel originally titled Mona, and I’m pleased that the title was changed, because it allowed for more surprise. (The book’s second title is one I won’t even tell you, if you don’t know it. It’s practically a spoiler.) I was expecting something more along the lines of a traditional con story, which makes the book sort of a con in itself. It’s got all the trappings of a typical con: stolen heroin, piles of cash, fake names, and a super-sexy blonde. It’s also got some of the snappiest writing around. What takes this cool crime story into noir territory is what happens after the deal goes down, and anyone familiar with the genre will realize like I did about mid-way through: this is all going a bit too well. When things go wrong in Grifter’s Game, they go wronger than I believe I’ve ever read. The ending is a doozy, and one that kept me awake at night thinking about it. I think there’s a reason this book has never been filmed. Hollywood wouldn’t touch an ending like this with a ten-foot pole. Too bad, because no one would ever forget it.







A lot of high praise exists for the second book of Ellroy’s L.A Quartet, but my favorite blurb about it is from the The Detroit Press: “It’s Hieronymus Bosch between hard covers.” Imagine a triptych in stark black-and-white, painted with a noir brush, encompassing every bit of fear, filth, and seediness in 1950: jazz clubs, sex murders, the Red Scare, The Zoot Suit riots, police corruption, drugs, despair. Bosch painted nightmares, and that’s what this is. Ellroy wields language like a weapon, and holy smokes does he know how to use it. Real-life characters like Howard Hughes and gangster Mickey Cohen mingle with fictitious ones, and they make for nice distractions while Ellroy prepares a series of twists that feel like gut punches.






I wrote about this book as part of my Halloween round-up in October. I’ll quote myself.


“It takes a special writer to make something that is both frightening and beautiful at the same time. Like Baudelaire’s Fleurs du Mal or the movies of David Lynch, Maistros’ The Sound of Building Coffins manages to find what’s lovely in life, while simultaneously, as Eliot said of John Webster, seeing the skull beneath the skin. The book takes place in New Orleans in 1891 (before jazz, if you can imagine the city without it), and deals with murder, possession, decay, infant death, prostitution, crime, and disease. The fact that there’s beauty in these things is due to Maistros’ writing, plus his ability to see the larger picture of death and birth. “


Some other standouts this year were Stephen King’s Joyland (2013), which got some grief for not fitting the Hard Case Crime imprint so well, but it still a nice novel, full of bittersweet nostalgia and some genuine creeps. It reminded me of the best of M. E. Kerr’s writing. Zola’s The Fortune of the Rougons did all of the things Zola usually does to me (ripped my heart out, stomped on it some, wouldn’t stop until I cried). Christa Faust’s short “Cutman” was the most fun thing I read on a plane this year, and is largely responsible for my new-found boxing obsession.


Quite a cocktail of dark stuff, but that’s what I like. If you do too, consider subscribing to my blog, via RSS or one of the other options to the right. You can also like Book Dirt on Facebook (also to the right).

What kicked you in the gut in 2013?

Monday, December 16, 2013

The Free Bin: 8 Reasons Abraham Lincoln Would Be Great at Links

I use Grammarly's free plagiarism checker because, while I may be a fan of crime novels, I don’t much care for word theft. Here are some other links I’ve found while cruising the streets of the web and busting thugs.

This and 999,999,999 more images are free, thanks to the British Library.


  • This blog post title generator lets you put in a blog topic, and it then generates click-worthy title ideas. It could be handy for the right kind of posts, but I found the results to be humorous for a (sometimes) serious blog. For an example, check the title of this post.

  • The British Library has uploaded a ton of public domain images to Flickr for public use—more than a million, in fact. It’s worth perusing, though be warned: it’s a real time suck. I got caught up looking at illustrations for old penny-dreadful murder stories after I grabbed the image of Lincoln.

  • If you’ve ever wanted to know what the most popular books among inmates in a Scottish prison are, your wish has been granted. Librarians all across the jail system weigh in on the reading habits of the incarcerated.

  • To put you in the holiday mood, The Bloody Pit of Rod has a neat little collection of Santa-themed comic book covers, with at least one Krampus appearance.

  • Have we lost more than innocence in this era of vulgarity? This Wall Street Journal piece by Lee Siegel is my favorite thing I’ve read all week. It’s not a whine about morality, but more of a dirge for the vicarious thrill. When everything’s so dirty, the thrill of real transgression is more elusive.

  • Weird Tales is open for submissions “for a while,” says the editor. Upcoming themes include Nikola Tesla, as well as an issue devoted to frigid environments.

Have fun web-hopping. Let me know if you visit and enjoy any of the links. Tell ‘em Book Dirt sent you.

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Wanting to Write Full Time? Take Linda Formichelli’s Advice (And Mine, Too)

There’s a lie in my biography. Right over there, on the sidebar. It says “I haven’t quit my day job.” The truth is, I have. Several months ago, I left my sixteen-year bookstore job to tackle full-time freelance writing.

I couldn’t be happier now, but the months leading up to the decision were difficult. While I’d been steadily taking on more and more writing assignments, even having to turn some down, making the actual transition was frightening. 


Linda Formichelli has a book to help with the kinds of questions I had—and some I still have. Write Your Way Out of the Rat Race … and Step Into a Career You Love wasn’t around when I left my job, but I’ve been familiar with her blog The Renegade Writer since I got serious about freelancing. (I still think it has the most realistic advice on the net, especially for magazine writers.)

I’m proud to be one of several writers quoted in the book about our real experiences in the writing world. That’s one of the things that makes this book so useful: real advice from those who have been there. The writers run the gamut from moms to media wizards (some are both), so there’s a good chance that you’ll find someone whose life experience will resonate with you.

Formichelli’s book may be just the boost you need if you’re on the fence about leaving your job, and she handles pretty much any question you might have about giving up a secure position for the unknown. She’s also up front about the reality. There’s direct talk about health care, money, and even more importantly, money problems.

I’ll admit that I browsed through the book when I got my copy, looking for my own quotes. Then I read it again, highlighting liberally. I may have already made the leap, but I found information that I need, too. There’s the now-familiar problem of what to charge. There’s the inherent stress of working at home. (I’ve learned quickly that working at home means I’m always at work.)

I know a lot of people who say I’m “brave” for doing what I did. I’m not sure it takes bravery so much as self-respect, and a commitment to what you really love in life. If you need some help in getting there, I highly recommend you read what Formichelli has to say.

Then do it … even if it leaves you no time for pesky things like changing your sidebar.


Monday, December 2, 2013

The Free Bin: Soul-Sucking Royals Edition

A collection of recent links on books, writing, and whatever makes me pause a cat video to read a little further.


The current Danish royal family: family portrait or horror franchise poster?

  • If you gaze at only one creepy painting of a royal family this year, make it this one. Commissioned by the Queen of Denmark and painted over four years, this royal portrait was executed by an artist said to be inspired by Rembrandt and Caravaggio. He left out “the guy who painted inside cover art for the V. C. Andrews novels.” From the Damien-like child dominating the center to the little princess decapitating her doll, it’s hard to tell which will kill you first. Look here for an enlargeable photo, plus more details on the commission.  


  • Those who  like those sorts of blog posts called “Grammar Mistakes Everyone Makes” should enjoy this one: “12 Mistakes Nearly Everyone Who Writes About Grammar Makes.” The author makes the case that the former types of articles are not only loaded with errors themselves, but also miss the big picture, and concentrate on pet peeves. 

  • “If you're looking for love, and you're dead, Ghost Singles is the site for you” says the home page of this bizarre humor site. The tongue-in-skull singles dating site for the dead lets you browse through (fictitious) profiles of departed souls, containing bios like this one from deadgrrrl, age 94: “I used to like to sew, and miss it so bad! I also miss honey butter like nothing else.” 
 
  • I might be biased, having worked in a bookstore so long, but nothing cracks me up like the ridiculous requests of library and bookstore patrons. This writer has a hilarious list of them, and don’t miss the comments, where more frustrated librarians share their best-ofs (like the customer who believed the staff was conspiring with monks).
 
  • Dust off that mantis story! An upcoming anthology is seeking tales of bugs and creepy-crawlies, “with six, eight, and millions of legs.” See guidelines here.

Find anything of interest? As always, comments are welcome, and if you’ve stumbled on anything fun yourself, share the link.

Monday, November 18, 2013

The Free Bin: Gross Library Books, Boxing and Noir, Man Vs. Corpse

Welcome to The Free Bin, collecting recent links from around the web about books and other topics that strike my fancy (sometimes simply because the writing is excellent). Rummage around; you’ll probably find something good.

The greasy burger fingerprints are the least of your worries. (via Flickr, Creative Commons License)



  • An Italian TV station is debuting a reality competition show for writers, with the winner receiving a major book deal. The contestants on Masterpiece will be put through a series of writing challenges, but there’s no word yet on whether or not people really want to watch the writing process.

  • Boxer-turned-writer Barry Graham has a fantastic essay about boxing and noir, and what makes them both so compelling. (“If you think boxing is only about two men trying to hurt each other, you probably think Moby Dick is about a bunch of guys going fishing.")

  • Speaking of noir, this piece on Linda Darnell, part of Criminal Element’s Hard Luck Ladies of Noir series, is one that will stick with you. The gorgeous actress’ life was, the site says, “a recipe for a full-tilt Hollywood tragedy.”

  • Zadie Smith has an evocative essay in The New York Review of Books about the Italian painting from 1500 called Man Carrying a Corpse on His Shoulders. It’s a longer read, so if have the “send to Kindle” function enabled on your computer, hit “print” and send it to your device to read later. (I love this function, especially for reading magazine pieces. If you have a Kindle and don’t have it enabled, you simply must.)



Did you find something worthwhile? Did you read something else online recently worth sharing with the Book Dirt crowd? Do tell.


Friday, November 15, 2013

Book Review: William Tell Told Again by P. G. Wodehouse

Most of P. G. Wodehouse’s work falls neatly into categories. You’ve got Jeeves and Wooster, Blandings, Psmith, the school stories, etc. And then there’s William Tell Told Again. Published in 1904, it was Wodehouse’s first published book outside of the public school magazine tales. (See the Book Dirt review of Tales of St. Austin’s.) Like the school stories, it was intended for young people, though it’s got plenty of dry wit and sarcastic historical humor that make it more in the vein of 1066 And All That than anything most young people would read today.

First edition of William Tell Told Again.


Wodehouse’s collaborators are a bit mysterious. John W. Houghton contributed rhymed verses that accompany the text, but information on him, outside of the connection with this book, is elusive. Philip Dadd, the illustrator, is somewhat of a forgotten artist, mostly because his life was cut short. Dadd (who worked mainly as Philip J. S. Dadd) was both a painter and an illustrator, and was contributing war illustrations to London newspaper The Sphere when he was killed in World War I action in France. His last illustration appeared just days later on the cover of The Sphere, along with the announcement of his death, and the fact that “his work showed great promise.”

Illustration by Philip J. S. Dadd.



The biggest mystery surrounding William Tell and All That, at least until just a few years ago, was its dedication. Wodehouse dedicated his many books to no less than 43 people, including his mother, his brother, and “That Prince of Slackers, Herbert Westbrook.” (The dedication in Heart of a Goof is perhaps the most hilarious: “To my daughter Leonora without whose never-failing sympathy and encouragement this book would have been finished in half the time.”) Wodehouse also  had many authors dedicate their own books to him, including Edgar Wallace, Leslie Charteris, and Agatha Christie, who dedicated Hallowe’en Party “To P.G. Wodehouse, whose books and stories have brightened my life for many years.” It wasn’t until 2006, though, over a hundred years after William Tell Told Again was published, that the recipient of the dedication “To Biddy O'Sullivan for a Christmas present” was discovered. Biddy, it seems, was the daughter of Denis O’ Sullivan, a largely forgotten actor and friend of Wodehouse.

Illustration of the hat Gessler makes his subjects pay respects in his absence.



The book tells the history of the Swiss folk hero William Tell, with plenty of embellishments and jokes along the way, and if all you know is the story of the apple, it’s pretty entertaining. While the hilarity is not quite as developed as Wodehouse fans know it will be later on, the author takes every opportunity to make cracks, some of them dark humor. He describes the brutal ruler Albrecht Gessler’s executioner:


“The Lord High Executioner entered the presence. He was a kind-looking old gentleman with white hair, and he wore a beautiful black robe, tastefully decorated with death's-heads.”


The following exchange, when some men volunteer to confront Gessler over high taxes, is pure Wodehouse:

"Now, sir, if you please. We are wasting time. The forefinger of your left hand, if I may trouble you. Thank you. I am obliged."


He took Arnold's left hand, and dipped the tip of the first finger into the oil.


"Ow!" cried Arnold, jumping.


"Don't let him see he's hurting you," whispered Werner Stauffacher. "Pretend you don't notice it."


Gessler leaned forward again.


"Have your views on taxes changed at all?" he asked. "Do you see my point of view more clearly now?"


Arnold admitted that he thought that, after all, there might be something to be said for it.”


William Tell Told Again is a quick read, and perhaps an essential one for the Wodehouse fan, as it’s so different from his other works—enough to be considered a novelty. It’s in the public domain, so free copies abound,  but try to find an illustrated one if you can, or, if you’re a true collector of things Wodehousian, nab a physical copy. There are some beautiful reproductions floating around.








Written for Friday’s Forgotten Books. Links to the other reviews of obscure novels can be found at Patricia Abbott’s blog.